Accidental send?
[text] Well tough turtles buddy. I like him. He’s cute and is a mini version of you.
[text] What a little cutie. Getting your… is he six or seven, oh my gosh? child to approve your dates makes me want to giggle.
[text] When I say giggle, I mean the manliest of giggles.
[text] So you want to eat sundaes while we’re in bed?
[text] I can bring a can of Reddi Whip if you want.
[text] Yes of course you mean the manliest of giggles Jakey.
[text] And yes, I want to eat sundaes in bed, mine happens to be 5’ 11"
[text] Wears glasses a lot, and has brown hair.
[text] And I bet he has sexy undies he would let me see him in, while I lick it off him.
[text] Whip cream would make it better, so yes, bring it.